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Age: Not stated
Height: I've decided to pull his height from the animated series, which would put him at more or less 3 feet.
Weight: Unknown
Medical Info: Nothing that comes to mind.
Eyes: Uh
Hair: Black
Physical traits: ...He skips around in a fishnet bodysuit with panties on his head.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Ebisumaru is easy, so most anything! However, you're going to get raped clung to if you mention food and tilde'd at if you mention justice.
Abilities: ...Use of really whacked-out weaponry? God, he has fucking everything. Oh, and poison attack farts. _{The opening to Goemon: Bouken Jidai Katsugeki has him summoning this huge Stan shadow monster...thing, but I have no other information on that. Sooo we're just going to leave that alone for now.}
Notes for the Psychics: Nooothing to really say here.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: ...Why would you do that? ): But uh yeah, I'm cool with most anything
Maim/Murder/Death: IIII'M EASY~~~ I'd be great if you could contact me first, but I'm not really one to have a problem with anything.
Cooking: I'd think he can cook a bit? I mean, a Ninja of Justice needs to have well-rounded abilities.

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